Stalemate

Where is the surf!? Where is it? Seriously? It's the right time of the year, I bought a board for this season specifically, and I suppose I made a mistake. It's rough and choppy, but the only time we got waves thus far is when that tropical depression came through! Curse you Poseidon! Using all your great magical powers to make Thailand, Japan and small Pacific-island nations suffer is messed up, and you could at least send a ripple towards the Gulf. I created this blog to talk about surfing, life, and the stuff that happens in between; however, I NEED SOME SURF for motivation! There can be no great metaphors that emanate from the shore if the gulf stays as composed and calm as a lake. Fail, Florida. Fail.

^^The magical land of Teahupoo where I wish to reside.^^